The President Owes No Apology

No Harm, No Foul
An Editorial By Asa Breed
We elected President Bush to do a job. He's doing his job as well as we can expect. One bad apple does not require making apple sauce of the whole administration. I say back off Democrats. Read the whole Editorial in the Nov 1 edition of Neo Con News.

Wolfowitz Paper Exposed

Paul Wolfowitz and more
Asa Breed Reporting
(Chevy Chase, MD., NCJ News) What's Paul Wolfowitz been up to lately? Find out by reading the Wolfowitz Final Solution. We've got O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Representative Bill McCollum (R-FL ); Find out here what Leading Conservatives Say about the crime of Perjury. Stay tuned to this late breaking story. NCJ News has just learned that Mario Vasquez has quit American Idol competition. I guess he quit in March, Karl's grapevive has dried up so we had to hear it from Paula Abdul. See Karl Rove off the Record; Andrew Card is reported to have seen a UFO, or was ir just a Really Bad Santa, for more information click the Late Breaking News Link to the left. Samual Alito has declined our request for an interview and Mr.Cheney has refused to return phone calls relating to classified information and unclassified documents. Want to see W's IQ? Check out: You heard it here first All these stories, plus Britney Spears, should be available later today. This just in: Libby Speaks Out plus FOX News Reaction
Want to see the latest and most comprehensive study on Global Terrorism? Then read the Robert Pape Interview. A must read for neocons and non-neocons alike.
Also: Ashley Simpson, Tina Faye, Derrick Jeeter, Indonesia and more. We are in the process of obtaining a satellite interview with Gerard Depardieu as soon as we pass the Bermuda Triangle, the signal should come back online. Kate Moss just went below for some much needed refreshments and hopefully we can get this all logged before the Thanksgiving deadline. Tomorrow's edition includes the capture of Coumbian drug kingpin John Eidelber Cano by American trained Special Forces. Click on the Late Breaking News link or click on

Late Breaking News

Inside the White House Aide Selection Process

Have you ever wondered how George Bush selects his top aides? Think you've got what it takes? If you're considering a job as a top political operative, then Chief of Staff Selection Process is a MUST READ.

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